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Feature 5 June 2025 2 min read

The Great Emancipation of Brocoli

Hotel Transylvania is the debut feature of Cartoon Network legend Genndy Tartakovsky. It is bursting at the seams with ideas. However, these ideas seem to mostly be coming from the SNL brain trust that this film rests its foundation upon. You’ll find few similarities between this and Tartakovsky’s television work.

The premise of the film is to recycle the monster squad comedies of yesteryear into a fresh package for the new generation. There’s a lot of monster gags derived from transplanting human behavior into monster life in the same way that Osmosis Jones did with intra-human inhabitants, and plenty of snappy camera whips to sell them. There’s also what many will see as an excess of meta-comedy, aimed both at the monster genre in general (“I don’t say ‘blah, blah, blah.’”) and Hotel Transylvania itself (“Did they know we were coming?”). Some of it is quite clever, but it feels relatively safe and does little to differentiate it from the comedy of irreverence found in animated films of this time period.

Here, and everywhere else, the aspirations of the film feel quite low. It seems the filmmakers just wanted to make a film that was a good time for the kids and not a pain for the grown-ups. It seems like a calculated decision to fill such a kid-friendly film with so many names from comedy that dads would be familiar with. Speaking of which, I was mostly not a fan of their work. Sandler and his pack are all individually passable, but the aggregate of them makes the project start to wane. It feels and sounds far too much like an Adam Sandler film than a witty animated feature that both kids and parents alike can enjoy. I will single out Andy Samberg as the lone Sandler acolyte who is absolutely elevating his character far beyond what is on the page (and Steve Buscemi as well if you can count him as one). Both of them add a keen sense of tone and timing to their delivery of the lines, and each in vastly different ways.

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June 2025

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Feature 5 June 2025 2 min read

A Buttered Biscuit

Hotel Transylvania is the debut feature of Cartoon Network legend Genndy Tartakovsky. It is bursting at the seams with ideas. However, these ideas seem to mostly be coming from the SNL brain trust that this film rests its foundation upon. You’ll find few similarities between this and Tartakovsky’s television work.

The premise of the film is to recycle the monster squad comedies of yesteryear into a fresh package for the new generation. There’s a lot of monster gags derived from transplanting human behavior into monster life in the same way that Osmosis Jones did with intra-human inhabitants, and plenty of snappy camera whips to sell them. There’s also what many will see as an excess of meta-comedy, aimed both at the monster genre in general (“I don’t say ‘blah, blah, blah.’”) and Hotel Transylvania itself (“Did they know we were coming?”). Some of it is quite clever, but it feels relatively safe and does little to differentiate it from the comedy of irreverence found in animated films of this time period.

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Feature 4 June 2025 2 min read

The Who Don't

Hotel Transylvania is the debut feature of Cartoon Network legend Genndy Tartakovsky. It is bursting at the seams with ideas. However, these ideas seem to mostly be coming from the SNL brain trust that this film rests its foundation upon. You’ll find few similarities between this and Tartakovsky’s television work.

The premise of the film is to recycle the monster squad comedies of yesteryear into a fresh package for the new generation. There’s a lot of monster gags derived from transplanting human behavior into monster life in the same way that Osmosis Jones did with intra-human inhabitants, and plenty of snappy camera whips to sell them. There’s also what many will see as an excess of meta-comedy, aimed both at the monster genre in general (“I don’t say ‘blah, blah, blah.’”) and Hotel Transylvania itself (“Did they know we were coming?”). Some of it is quite clever, but it feels relatively safe and does little to differentiate it from the comedy of irreverence found in animated films of this time period.

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Dispatch 4 June 2025 2 min read

The Who Don't x23

Hotel Transylvania is the debut feature of Cartoon Network legend Genndy Tartakovsky. It is bursting at the seams with ideas. However, these ideas seem to mostly be coming from the SNL brain trust that this film rests its foundation upon. You’ll find few similarities between this and Tartakovsky’s television work.

The premise of the film is to recycle the monster squad comedies of yesteryear into a fresh package for the new generation. There’s a lot of monster gags derived from transplanting human behavior into monster life in the same way that Osmosis…

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Digest 4 June 2025 2 min read

The Who Don't

Hotel Transylvania is the debut feature of Cartoon Network legend Genndy Tartakovsky. It is bursting at the seams with ideas. However, these ideas seem to mostly be coming from the SNL brain trust that this film rests…

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Feature 1 June 2025 2 min read

The Miracle

Hotel Transylvania is the debut feature of Cartoon Network legend Genndy Tartakovsky. It is bursting at the seams with ideas. However, these ideas seem to mostly be coming from the SNL brain trust that this film rests its foundation upon. You’ll find few similarities between this and Tartakovsky’s television work.

The premise of the film is to recycle the monster squad comedies of yesteryear into a fresh package for the new generation. There’s a lot of monster gags derived from transplanting human behavior into monster life in the same way that Osmosis Jones did with intra-human inhabitants, and plenty of snappy camera whips to sell them. There’s also what many will see as an excess of meta-comedy, aimed both at the monster genre in general (“I don’t say ‘blah, blah, blah.’”) and Hotel Transylvania itself (“Did they know we were coming?”). Some of it is quite clever, but it feels relatively safe and does little to differentiate it from the comedy of irreverence found in animated films of this time period.

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Dispatch 1 June 2025 3 min read

A Private Watergate

Perhaps I’m reading too much into this. Perhaps a bad film is just a bad film. There’s been Oscar-bait for decades. But it wasn’t until very recently that people started thinking of films as justice. It wasn’t until very recently that people began to qualify negative criticism with, “this story deserves to be told, but…” Perhaps I think too little of film for a cinephile. I see it as a great success as an empathy machine, but as entirely limp when it comes to enacting change in the real world—and that’s the only place you’ll find justice. Justice at the movies is killing Hitler in Act III of Inglourious Basterds. It’s a bit of catharsis.

Don’t get me wrong, cinema is a bellwether of culture. It impacts norms. It matters on a social level a tremendous amount. But it ain’t resurrecting the dead. It ain’t stopping bombs from falling. It ain’t ripping a demagogue out of office—though it may help him get there.

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May 2025

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Digest 31 May 2025 3 min read

Underneath the Cardboard

“Elements, man,” I said in my review of the original, in praise of how far topic and tone can carry a film.

National Treasure 2 seems to exist purely to call that conjecture into question. It’s certainly got it all—adventure, treasure, espionage, secrets hiding in plain sight. But this sequel finds that there’s a ceiling. Book of Secrets, like many a sequel, does the same…

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Digest 29 May 2025 2 min read

Better Than Dead222

Elements: those things that are attractive to a prospective filmgoer, which even if jumbled together haphazardly are still bound to pass on a non-zero amount of pleasure. These are settings (camel riding in the desert—ooo!) scenarios (heist planning sequence—nice!) and story archetypes (a crusty old man finds his soft spot—aww!). These are the foundations of escapist…

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March 2025

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Dispatch 19 March 2025 2 min read

Babygirl Go Go Go

At some point during Babygirl I began to wonder what the film would have been like with someone other than Kidman in the lead role. Kidman has a trademark psychopathic coldness that she imbues in every performance she’s ever given. She’s undoubtedly the iciest movie star that’s ever existed—the polar opposite of what a movie star is ostensibly supposed to be.

I say this because Babygirl flip-flops on how much it wants us to empathize with its lead. In her corporate life, we’re supposed to see Patrick Bateman or Roger Ailes as an Amazon executive. In her…

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Digest 9 March 2025 3 min read

Lost in the Throat

This is what Hollywood should be churning out: original yet familiar ideas that are entertainment with a dash of commentary. The film paints in broad strokes and creates a pulpy, bombastic ride. It’s simple, it’s…

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February 2025

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Feature 27 February 2025 2 min read

Lost in a Dream Boun

When I was a teenager, I arrived home from a music festival with a paper copy of The Onion newspaper. I left it on the kitchen counter and went off to sleep the sleep of the dead. I came down the next morning to find my dad reading the page one story: DYLAN GOES ELECTRONICA. It had a photo of Dylan standing over a DJ kit like Tiesto. He read the whole thing as if he were reading an obituary. He sighed. He let me know it was a shame. He didn’t really even have the heart to discuss it much. I never told him. He’s still disappointed in Dylan. I’m a bad son.

Scorsese opens his 2005 documentary about Dylan with some insight into the intention of the song “Like a Rolling Stone”:

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